I'm BACK!!!

Ahh It's been a while. But Baby I'm Back! Since I didn't completely fill yall in on my expeditions I'll give a lil synopsis of them. I'm tellin you it's been crazy. From loosing the Gucci frames to arrivin with a new family member. Wow. But anyways my trips to NY, Alaska, and Vegas were so hype.
First of all who said a subways is easy. Ahh with 2 huge suit cases we all were destined for trouble in the underground. You know you would think your Indian peeps would help you out. AHh but I soon realized the dude could have been Pakistani. Much love thou fo Pakistani peeps. But finally reached be to our destination the Franklin Inn. Those peeps with their continental breakfast were buggin. You know whateva free you gotz to get your hands on. But man the little muffins, bananas, and orange juice wasnt cool after 4 straight dayz. But you kno I caught a few broadways n lotz of shoes.
K now ALASKA. 21 hours of straight sunlight. Your kiddin me. We got there at 11 it lookin like our 7 in FL. Man I neva got to see the night. I was so confused. I got to see Mrs. Alaska. You know maybe I was very ignorant when I went there but I was expecting to be the only black peep there.LOL. I was in Awe when I saw black peeps. LOL. But yeah the whale watchin was hype. But the guy with the snickers was fo real freakin me out. I'll pray fo him. Otha than that the market was crazy. Poor lady with the purple underwear.HAHAHA. That ish was so funny! Let me stop bein mean. That was my highlight really...the Saturday market sitting on the bench and just laughin.
OKKK now Las Vegas is a very hype place. Yes Sin city. Porn everywhere its sad. I met a pimp fo the first time. Amazing. Too much game Mack Rob. I'll fo real pray fo you, definitely need Jesus. The worst thing that happened to me there was sitting in Celine Dion's show cold and sticky due to my sisters clumsiness with her Virgin Strawberry Dacquiri. I was pissed the whole time. It was a good show tho.(shakin my head, cuz you kno I just wanted to strangle her -LOL) Then my sister and I became the tour guides for about ten dudes from Cali. They were fine, but yea they thought we were ova 21. We just played it off knowin that we had to ditch em fast. LOL. Then got invited to an afta party for this dude that looked like Houston but with this huge thing on his ear. I couldn't help but to stare. Sorri. :-) Well then I was sexually harassed on the way to New York New York. I mean fo real u see and alright lookin girl yeah fine stare. But don't touch me. I don't know you. Damn what a pathetic guy. I should have had a total BF with him. But me cool and collected got out of that situation. I hope not all peep from Shock Town are like that.
Nyways my trips were crazy and fun. I really enjoyed em. I'm so sorri I couldn't make the Roots. You kno I really wanted to make the trip. But authority always holdin you. Its a shame I could have been gazin into those light brown eyes.Imma hit my MIA up real soon. Been too long. Missed you so much. Aight well till the next post I'm out. 1